That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half
why do i always look hot when no one’s around?
*Teacher Voice* I’ll wait